bash

$ cat /jobs/soc_analyst_tier2.job

JOB: SOC Analyst (Tier 2)

LEVEL: Entry++

SALARY: €3.2K-€6.5K/month

python

# WAT_GA_JE_DOEN.py

while working:

if security_alert:

investigate() # Is het echt of weer de caps lock van Karen?

fix_problem() # Hero moment

else:

automate_boring_stuff()

write_playbooks()

learn_from_seniors()

yaml

REQUIREMENTS:

must_have:

- HBO - level (of Google University)

- Security basics

- Humor (essential)

nice_to_have:

- Python (if/else is genoeg)

- Professional paranoia

javascript

// PARTNERS

"Hunt & Hackett" // Elite nerds, must be able to code

"Fox IT" // Big name, big opportunities

"Tesorion" // Hacker team included

"DTX" // AI-powered SOC

bash

# REALITY CHECK

$ echo "Green text on black screen? ❌"

$ echo "Real security work? ✅"

$ echo "WiFi buren hacken? ❌"

$ echo "Carrière in cyber? ✅"

Ready to start? Type 'apply'_