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• The Full Stack Engineer will work for a fast-paced software business.
• The Full Stack Engineer will earn up to €80,000 per annum, depending on experience.
• The Full Stack Engineer will enjoy hybrid working on a 3+2 basis.
• The Full Stack Engineer will not just use AI tools, they will build with them.
• The Full Stack Engineer will integrate cutting-edge LLM workflows.
• The Full Stack Engineer will build AI-powered product features.
• The Full Stack Engineer will be familiar with RAG, agents, embeddings and evaluation pipelines.
• The Full Stack Engineer will develop highly performant front end applications using React.
• The Full Stack Engineer will build scalable back end systems and APIS in Python.
• The Full Stack Engineer will architect and deploy infrastructure on AWS.
• The Full Stack Engineer will implement responsive, polished UI systems using Tailwind CSS.
• The Full Stack Engineer will collaborate closely with product, design and data teams to ship rapidly.
• The Full Stack Engineer will optimise performance, security and scalability across the stack.
• The Full Stack Engineer will leverage AI-assisted development workflows to accelerate delivery.
• The Full Stack Engineer will be familiar with the PostgreSQL database ecosystem.
• The Full Stack Engineer will have prior experience of LangChain, LlamaIndex or similar.
• The Full Stack Engineer will have strong back end exposure to Python, Django and FastAPI.
• The Full Stack Engineer will have a good understanding of AWS (Lambda, ECS, S3, RDS, CloudFront).
• The Full Stack Engineer will use version control systems e.g. Git.
• The Full Stack Engineer will be comfortable with CI/CD pipelines and automated deployment processes.
• The Full Stack Engineer will have experience of modern build tools and bundlers.
• The Full Stack Engineer will have an excellent understanding of AI-powered development principles.
• The Full Stack Engineer will be fluent in Dutch and English.

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